funny joks 30

Mom: Soja varna GABBAR aajaiga
Boy: pehle 100 rupeye do
Mom: "kyoun"?
Boy:"varna main Papa ko bata dunga mere sone k baad gabbar aata hai..............."


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Jab aap hanstey hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa!
Are aap to naaraaz hee ho gaye...
jab aap naraz hotey hain to lagta hai k insaan aaj bhee bandar hai.! ha ha ha!


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Namaskar !
Aaj ka tapman 45 Degree hone ki sambhawana hai,
Kripya apna Dimag Barf k paas rakhe,
Kyo ki Bhusa bahut jaldi aag pakadta hai.


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Attendence-
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.


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A khuda aaj barsat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye,
Jo mujhe SMS na kare uska Mobile usme doob jaye,
Na rahega Phone...
Na bajegi Tone.....!


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