funny joks 31

1. Nazro ka milna,
2. Sharmana,
3. Ghabrana,
4. Thori si Hasna,
5. Phone no. dena,
6. Miss Call,
7. Sms,
8. Calls,
9. Milna,
10.Proposal....
Result: Dus Bahane Kar K Le Gaya Dil.....!


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Agar aap kisi Bus, Train, Plain ya kahi se bhi ja rahe ho,
Kisi Ladki/Mahila k hath me phool, dhaga, chain ya chamkti hui koi chij dekhe to turant bhag jaye,
ye chij rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki jara c laparwahi aapko BHAI bana sakti hai.


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If engineers start making films, the names will be:
"Current ho na ho", "Aa ab B.Tech karen", "Hamari IC aap k pas hai", "Fuse lagaya to darna kya", "Engineer no.1", "Engineering koi khel nahi", "Input wale output le jayenge", "Maine engineering kyu kiya!!"


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Aisa Dostana ho hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai BAARISH tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?


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Patthar se Dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se Dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se Dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se Dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra. Mujhse Dosti Karoge


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