funny joks 32

I am sorry yaar,
aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki "AIDS" chhune se nahi failta.


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Aey mere SMS mere Dost k pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!


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Close ur eyes n imagine "Chand ka bed taron ki chadar, phulon ka takiya, aur Pariyon k sapne"
Cum back 2 earth n sleep on ur own khatiya.


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Sardar road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur achanak CHILLAYA !!
"haramjaade log TATTI bhi aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.


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Boy- Suit bada achcha pehna hai..!!
Girl- Thanks
Boy- Lipistic bahut achchi lagai hai..!!
Girl- Thanks
Boy- Makeup bhi bahut achcha kiya hai..!!
Girl- Thanks Bhaiya
Boy- phir bhi Sunder nahi lag rahi.


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