funny joks 33

You are a Very Smart, Beautiful, Hot & Sexy Person.....
Jada khush mat ho aisa mujhe teri Girl Friend kah rahi thi.


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u r Ultimate
u r Lovely
u r Likable
u r Unique
In short .....
u r ULLU !!!


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Beta: Pitaji mujhe bandar dikhaona
Pitaji: Abhi nahi…
Beta: Kyon?
Pitaji: Abhi wo mera SMS dekh raha hoga


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kya Baat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu,
Tumhare Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai.


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Ek kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag gai, wo apne ghar ko bacha nahi saka...
kyoki wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko misssed call marta raha.


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