funny joks 34

Dil main basi hai pyar tera.
Aankhon main basi hai tasveer teri.
jab bhi aati he yaad teri,
Hum dekhte hain "Tom & Jerry


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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.


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Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano.....
chalo aise na karo aur jaldi se NAHA LO.....!


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I Like U..
I Really Like U...
I Like U Very Much...,
I Really Like U...,
Kyonki Geeta Mein Likha Hai...,
Paap Se Nafrat Karo Paapi Se Nahi.


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Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.


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