funny joks 35

Wife: Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe Talak ki Notice bhej dungi!
Husband: Ja ja, Mithi Mithi bate Karke Mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar.....


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Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se, khuda ki kasam madhosh ho gaye.
Jab nazar rahi tinchi ki tirch, khade k khade hum behosh ho gaye.


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Ek sawal...14 Feb.
Valentines Day ko log aisa kya karte hai ki theek 9 mahinay baad 14 Nov.
ko "Children Day" manana padta hai.


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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se, issi bahane her din nai nai to milti


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Ek baar ek sardar khali kadhai mein chammach chala raha tha.
Dost ne pucha"Kya bana rahe ho ?"
Sardar:Chutiya bana raha hu...


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