funny joks 36

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo k siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


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Hamari taraf se aap ko Ek Pappi
Aap k Dost ko Ek Pappi
Aap k Dost k Dost ko bhi Ek Pappi
Kyo ki Mere Doggy ne aaj hi Dus pappi ko janam diya hai


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Chhota Sardar: Mummy kal raat ko, phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.
Mummy: kaminey aaj phir tune fridge mein susu ki!


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Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mobile lekar chalti thi,
nazre jhuka k, mobile mein kuch karti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi...
Ye Mobile chalu kaise hota hai?


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Bandar ka bachcha apni ma se: main kitna badsurat hoon.
Bandar ki ma: Bhagwaan ka shukar ada karo aur usko dekho jo SMS pad raha hai.....


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