funny joks 3

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein namaz padta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS kar k ek paap karta hoon.


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Arz Kiya hai.....
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,
aur Ladki patate waqt sandal ko dekhna chahiye.....!


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Arz kiya hai.....
Jise Koyal samjha wo Kauwa nikla,
Dosti k naam par Hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte the hame sharab p ne se.....
sala usi k jeb se hi PAUAA nikla.


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Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi,
aap k bina koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu.....
par kambakht madari roz aapko lata nahi.

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Teri hi charcha hai har gali me.....
Har Ladki k Dil me tere liye Pyar hai,
ye koi Chamtkar nahi.....
kyu ki kuch hi dino me Rakhi ka Tyohar hai.


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