funny joks 4

Arz kiya hai.....
Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,
Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,
aur Chasma utarta houn to Ladkiyan nahi Dikhti hai.


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Arz kiya hai.....
Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,
Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,
Yaha thookna mana hai.....!


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Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka noor ho,
apni adaon k liye mashoor ho,
tum ho is zamane me sabse alag, sabse juda.....
kyunki tum insaan k roop me Languur ho.


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keemti cheez k har koi kaabil nahin hota,
Ye to tere PitaJi ki meharbani hain.....
warna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahin hota.


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Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
are ! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai.


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