english sms 76

SAnta: Whts d guarantee 4 dis mirror ?

Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100th floor, d mirror will not break till 99th !

Santa:WOW ! Pack it


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Girls r like Com Virus
They
Enter Ur Life
Scan Ur Pocket
Transfer Ur Money
Edit Ur Mind Downlod Their Problems,Delete Ur Smile
&HangForever!


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Medicines and friendships cure our problems.
The only difference is that friendships
don't have an expiry date.
Gud Evening frnds


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A Famous Writer Said "Love Is Like A Long Sweet Dream"
And "Marriage Is An Alarm Clock."
So Have A Sweet Dreams Till Ur Alarm Wakes You!!


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If each leaf of a tree is ur SMILE then
I promis U
my frnd
I'll water it thrugh out my life 2 c ur EVERGREEN SMILE 4EVER.-


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