sexy sms 111

Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di..
Sardar-'madarc#:d teri maa ne chaddi pehnna nahi sikhaya kya?
Kabutar-'bhenc#:d to tu kya chaddi me karta hai.'


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Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife,
"Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".


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Teacher- teri shikayat aayi k tu gaali bakta hai.
Student- sir, maine to kabhi kisi behnch~d ko gali nahi di pata nahi kis m#d#rch~d ne aapki Ga#d me ungli ki hai.


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Shahjada salim: "humare amma abba humse itna Pyar karte the ki humare sone tak humare pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote"
Wazir: "isliye to janab aap eklaute rah gaye"


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Abe oy maine tujhe pehchan liya hai, t
u wahi hai na jo apni Ga#d ka x-ray lekar bus me bhik mangta hai aur bolta hai ki mere dil me ched hai.


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Tumhare liye ek rishta aaya hai, baap hardware me hai,
maa software me hai, bhai footwear me hai aur Ladki sirf UNDERWEAR me hai.