Man:Sex ho jaye
Wife:No
Man:Jewar le dunga
Wife:No
Man:Car le dunga
Wife:No,No
Beta so raha tha,bich me bola,Meri marlo cycle le dena!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Ek Totli Ladki apna Suit Rangwane K Liye Rang Wale K Pass Gayi Aur Boli:
"O Lundd Wale, Mele Chooot Me Essa Lnd Dalna Ki Chooot Phatt Jaye,
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Girl:kaha se bat kr rhe ho?
Boy:bedroom me chadar ke niche se
G:waha bhi netwrk araha he?
B:kyu nahi aayega,apna persl tower jo khada
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Sardar:"R u pregnant"?
girl:"Not at all"!
Sardar:"Then why whenever I send u a
sms, ur delivery
report comes"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! n what's there in between your legs?
By: A sinner, who wants to go to hell
Wife:No
Man:Jewar le dunga
Wife:No
Man:Car le dunga
Wife:No,No
Beta so raha tha,bich me bola,Meri marlo cycle le dena!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Ek Totli Ladki apna Suit Rangwane K Liye Rang Wale K Pass Gayi Aur Boli:
"O Lundd Wale, Mele Chooot Me Essa Lnd Dalna Ki Chooot Phatt Jaye,
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Girl:kaha se bat kr rhe ho?
Boy:bedroom me chadar ke niche se
G:waha bhi netwrk araha he?
B:kyu nahi aayega,apna persl tower jo khada
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Sardar:"R u pregnant"?
girl:"Not at all"!
Sardar:"Then why whenever I send u a
sms, ur delivery
report comes"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! n what's there in between your legs?
By: A sinner, who wants to go to hell
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