sexy sms 76

Uske hotho pe jo ras hai wo som ras hai
seene pe jo aam hai 4 dham hai
niche jo van hai vrindavan hai
van mai jo dwar hai wo haridwar hai


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Uff!
Dabao na!
Zor se!
Aisa karo!
apni pant nikalo!
Meri kurti bhi!
Ab zor se!
Tight hai!
Or zor se!
Ooh!
Ho gaya!
Suit-case Band


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Techr dunia me sab se halki cheez kya hai?
Student-sir LULLI
Techr:Woh kaise?
Studnt:Jo sochne se uth jaye usse halka or kya ho sakta Hai


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Srdr to milkman:yar tum 2din se kyu nai aaye thay
Milkman:apki bhabhi ki tbiyat kharab thi
Srdr:to koi baat nai! bhains ka dudh e le aate


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After divorce

pati said'bacha mera hai'
patni said-'wah ji wah,
~Patila mera,
~dudh vi mera,
~jara ja khatta ki laya sara dahi tera'