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Thursday, April 15, 2010

sexy sms 78

Bad newz Lund par VAT tax lag gaya hai.....
9 or 10 inch per 100 rs
7 or 9 inch per 50Rs.
Tum daro mat 2 inch walo par tax nahi hai!!


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dear customer your sex balance is low
ur a/c will be put in to virginity mode
Please refuck as soon as possible
2 keep ur a/c active. T&C


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2 Real facts:
1.Ladki aur audio cassete dono side se baja sakte hai.
2.Baghi aur B0obs jahaan b mile musal diye jate hai.


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Teacher-do you know the importence of Period
Student-yes mam,1 dafa meri sister ko nai aya
Mom sun kar mar gai
daddy ko heart fail ho gyi


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teacher bache se:ap bade hain ya ap k papa
bacha:me bada hu
teacher:wo kaise
bacha:me mama ka dodh nahi peta lekin papa abi tak pite hai!

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