sexy sms 80

Boy ask girl: shadi ke time ladkiya roti kyon hai..?
Girl: agar tumko pata chale ki door lejakar koi tumhari gand marega
to tum kya hasoge


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JIVAN KE SATYA
1.Biwi or car dusre ko doge to thuk kr e wapas ayegi
2.Chut or sap jaha mile mar do
3.Gasti aur police pr bharosa mat karo


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SEX:
Age8-ignore it.
age18-explore it.
age28-enjoy it.
38-ask 4 it.
48-beg 4 it.
58-pay 4 it.
68-pray 4 it.
78-Aab Marr Ja Kamine


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Bari barsi khatan gya c
khat k leadhe sholley,
Saver di fudi nahi mili lun kukar vagu bole,
Fudi lani B.A pass di jehri de k thank u bole


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At a dance party:
Boy:will u dance with me?
Girl:main bacche k sath nahi naachti.
Boy:sorry!Mujhe nahi pata tha ki aap pregnant Hai