sexy sms 83

MeN ALWAYS say 'I LOVE YOU' to GiRLS but!!
what true meaning
I-am
L-ooking
O-ut 4
V-aginal
E-ntry
Y-ou must take
O-ff ur
U-nderwear


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2men at cinema:1st see House full at ticket counter &
said:Ma di fudi band hogi
2nd shouted:O Aaja-2!Bhen di fudi
black chmildi payi aa


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4 road signs which stands in front of a woman vagina
1)Caution-dark tunnel
2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery
3)Go slow
4)Men at work


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MUNDE WALE: SADA MUNDA BATHE BATHE 20000 RUPYE KAMA
LENDA HAI
LADKI WALE: DUR FITE MUH SADI KURHI LAME PAYI 40000
kAMA LENDI HAI


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Judge: jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsus kiya?

Ladki: Laddoo agar zabarjasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai