I'm organising group sx at my home. Will u join?
Santa: Yes, yes. How many people r there?
Banta: Just three. Me, u n ur wife.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Which woman has the biggest vagina in the world?
Sunni Deol’s mother, b’coz Sunni himself said: “MAI NIKLA GADDI LEKE”
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Harbhajan to his wife : Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat. Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Jeeto: Oh zara dheere karo, kyon Shatabdi chala rahe ho, Maalgadi chalaao.
Itne mein Pappu bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalaao par sawaari ko to mat giraao
Santa: Yes, yes. How many people r there?
Banta: Just three. Me, u n ur wife.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Which woman has the biggest vagina in the world?
Sunni Deol’s mother, b’coz Sunni himself said: “MAI NIKLA GADDI LEKE”
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Harbhajan to his wife : Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat. Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Jeeto: Oh zara dheere karo, kyon Shatabdi chala rahe ho, Maalgadi chalaao.
Itne mein Pappu bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalaao par sawaari ko to mat giraao
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