funny joks 51

Phool Girte hai jab aap aate ho,
Phool Girte hai jab aap aate ho,
Aji zara dhyan se chala karo....
kyo mere gamlo se takrate ho.


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Arz kiya hai...
tujhe kya pata gum kise kahte hai?
are tujhe kya pata gum kise kahte hai?
tune to hamesh cellotape ko hi use kiya hai.


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hume to apno ne loota... gairo mein kaha dam tha...
meri haddi waha tooti jahan hospital band tha...
Mujhe jis ambulance me daala.. uska petrol khatam tha..
mujhe rikshey me isliye bithaya kyoki uska kiraya kam tha..


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student's problem… kuch badi hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai, padhe bhi to kya padhe,har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.


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Chori Chori ye aana jana chhod do,
Chupke Chupke yun nazare milaana chfod do;
Kisi din bahot pitto ge unse tum...
Ye Masjido se joote churana chhod do.


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