Ek Kauwa(crow) Sardar k upar Shit(tatti) kar deta hai to Sardarni tissue paper lakar deti hai,
Sardar kehta hai : "Ab kiski ga#d ponchhu? Kauwa to udd gaya.....!"
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Sardar G to his friend: "yaar badi mushkil mein hoon, meri BV mujhse ek kiss ka 100 Rs. leti hai"
Friend: "Achcha, yaar tu to bada hi Lucky hai, dusron se to wo 500 Rs. leti hai".
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What is the similarity between a PENIS and a IODEX ?
...."andar tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaraam dilaye...."
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Suhagrat k baad Santa ne apni wife se pucha Kaisa laga?
uski Wife boli: 5% Dard, 5% Maza aur 90% Purani yaade.
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Ek 25 year ka Ladka 65 year k Woman se Shadi karne k 2 din bad mar gaya.....
Kyoki usne expired Milk p liya tha.
Sardar kehta hai : "Ab kiski ga#d ponchhu? Kauwa to udd gaya.....!"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Sardar G to his friend: "yaar badi mushkil mein hoon, meri BV mujhse ek kiss ka 100 Rs. leti hai"
Friend: "Achcha, yaar tu to bada hi Lucky hai, dusron se to wo 500 Rs. leti hai".
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
What is the similarity between a PENIS and a IODEX ?
...."andar tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaraam dilaye...."
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Suhagrat k baad Santa ne apni wife se pucha Kaisa laga?
uski Wife boli: 5% Dard, 5% Maza aur 90% Purani yaade.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Ek 25 year ka Ladka 65 year k Woman se Shadi karne k 2 din bad mar gaya.....
Kyoki usne expired Milk p liya tha.
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