Nan: Dr. mere urine report me kya hai.
Dr.: u r Pregnant.
Nan: o my god ! ab to Candle ka bhi bharosa nahi !!!!!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
A lady from 2nd floor asking a kelawala: Kaise diye?
kelawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Ye LADKI bhi ajeeb cheez hai yaar,
zara sa kuch KAHO to muuh fuula deti hai aur zara sa kuch KARO to Chaddi fuula deti hai !!!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Hindi Teacher k Pent ka Zip khula dekhkar sabhi students hansne lage to Teacher ne kaha: "Jyada mat haso nahi to Bahar nikalkar Khada kar dunga".
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Tange utha k karo. Tange faila k karo.
Ghuma ghuma k karo.
Aage piche dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. * it is yoga *
Dr.: u r Pregnant.
Nan: o my god ! ab to Candle ka bhi bharosa nahi !!!!!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
A lady from 2nd floor asking a kelawala: Kaise diye?
kelawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Ye LADKI bhi ajeeb cheez hai yaar,
zara sa kuch KAHO to muuh fuula deti hai aur zara sa kuch KARO to Chaddi fuula deti hai !!!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Hindi Teacher k Pent ka Zip khula dekhkar sabhi students hansne lage to Teacher ne kaha: "Jyada mat haso nahi to Bahar nikalkar Khada kar dunga".
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Tange utha k karo. Tange faila k karo.
Ghuma ghuma k karo.
Aage piche dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. * it is yoga *
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