sexy sms 102

Man: Doc mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: R u married?
NO.
Do u hv a g/f?
NO.
Do u go to prostitutes?
NO.
Doc: To khada karke kya calendar tangega?


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Maa Beti se: "Agar koi tere Bra ko touch kare to kehna Don't, aur agar Penty ko touch kare to kehna Stop."
Dusre Din Beti maa se kehti hai: aaj ek ladke ne mere Bra aur Penty ko ek sath touch kiya to maine kaha "Don't Stop".


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Munna bhai says:
“Life mein 3
cheezon k peeche kabhi nahi
bhaagne ka.
Bole to….. BUS……… TRAIN………
aur…………. LADKI………… bole to inpe sidha chad jaane ka.


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6 yrs boy k rape case me pakda jane par:
Court me Lowyer(Boy ka Lu#d pakde hue): "ur honour is chhote se bachche ko dekho kya ye rape kar sakta hai?"
Boy to lawyer: "Itna na hila, nahin to case haar jayenge!!"


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Jab apko TATTI na aaye...
aap baithe baithe thak jaye...
Pressure bhi na aaya...
yaad karke dekhna hume...
shayad apki Ga#d phat jaye, aur dast lag jaye.