Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k saath baithi thi
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Pair dabate hue saas ka ghaghra sarak gaya, Bahu ne PRANAM kiya. Saas boli: Are ye kya kar rahi hai?
Bahu boli: Are Sasu G yahi to hai mere Pati ki Janm bhumi aur Sasur ki Karm bhumi.
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Husband: "Plz aaj karne do mai tumhare liye kapde la dunga.
Wife: No...!!
Husband: Jewar la dunga,
Wife: No..!!!!!
Beta bola: " Papa aap meri Ga#d maar lo par naya CYCLE dila do."
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Pati- "aao SX kare "
Patni- "pehle Condom to lagao"
Pati- "Condom to pata nahi maine kaha rakh diya"
Patni- "ye roz ki bakarcho#i se to achcha hai ki Lamination karwa lo"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Degrees for girls-
BA: Beautiful Ass
LLB: Lovely Lickable Breast
BSC: Beautiful Sexy Cunt
MBBS: Member of Big Boobs Society
MBA: Married But Available
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k saath baithi thi
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Pair dabate hue saas ka ghaghra sarak gaya, Bahu ne PRANAM kiya. Saas boli: Are ye kya kar rahi hai?
Bahu boli: Are Sasu G yahi to hai mere Pati ki Janm bhumi aur Sasur ki Karm bhumi.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Husband: "Plz aaj karne do mai tumhare liye kapde la dunga.
Wife: No...!!
Husband: Jewar la dunga,
Wife: No..!!!!!
Beta bola: " Papa aap meri Ga#d maar lo par naya CYCLE dila do."
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Pati- "aao SX kare "
Patni- "pehle Condom to lagao"
Pati- "Condom to pata nahi maine kaha rakh diya"
Patni- "ye roz ki bakarcho#i se to achcha hai ki Lamination karwa lo"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Degrees for girls-
BA: Beautiful Ass
LLB: Lovely Lickable Breast
BSC: Beautiful Sexy Cunt
MBBS: Member of Big Boobs Society
MBA: Married But Available
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