Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Mom banungi, Parhungi, Shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo ! par zara serial order mein karna.
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Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
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( .)( . )
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because.... 90% of the boys are right handed..
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santa and banta lost in a jungle.after 2 days of struggle for food and water santa asked to banta.yaar meri ga#d maar le.bunta why?santa Replied: "yaar kuch to ander jayega"
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team antakshari khelne k liye bani-
Girls: Hum tumko haraakar dikhayenge.....
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein panty lekar aata
Beti: Kuch nahin... Mom banungi, Parhungi, Shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo ! par zara serial order mein karna.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) . (
because.... 90% of the boys are right handed..
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
santa and banta lost in a jungle.after 2 days of struggle for food and water santa asked to banta.yaar meri ga#d maar le.bunta why?santa Replied: "yaar kuch to ander jayega"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team antakshari khelne k liye bani-
Girls: Hum tumko haraakar dikhayenge.....
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein panty lekar aata
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