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Ladki ki bra nikalo to Des me nikla hoga chand, penty utaro to Khul ja sim sim, ch*do to Kya masti kya dhoom, ch~dne k baad Kasauti zindagi ki.


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Boy: Can I tuoch u r Software,
Girl: First show me u r Hardware,
Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole?
Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first.


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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.


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Gabbar: Basanti tatti kar.
Viru: nahi Basanti in kutto ke samne tatti mat karna ye log tujhe paani nahi denge aur mujhse teri Ga#d chatwaaenge! !!


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A for Apple,
B for Bada Apple,
C for Chhota Apple,
D for Do Apple,
E for Ek aur Apple,
F for Faltu Apple,
G for Ga#d me bhar le saare Apple.