Hamari Dosti koi sardi bhukhar nahi jo aakar 2-4 dino mein chali jaye,
ye to HIV Aids ki tarah hai jo ek baar ho jaye to maut k sath hi jaye.
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Lady: Bus mein cigarette pina mana hai, board nahi pada kya?
Man: sali uske baju ka board pad lika hai " CONDOM ISTEMAL KARIYE" to kya Bus mein karu.
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Swami: hamesha apne se bade ko Maa, chhoti ko Beti aur barabar wali ko Bahan mano.
Sardar: BaBa aisa karo ye Lu#d aap rakh lo, JadiButi kutne ke kaam aayega.
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College me ek ladki k jeans ki zip khuli thi, toh ek ladka jaakar bola,
"miss, apke tajmahal ka darwaza band kijiye,
Yahan hamare qutub-minar hil rahe hai".
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Girls have stupid specialty!
They get WET without BATH,
They BLEED without INJURY,
They give MILK without eating GRASS,
and make BONLESS things HARD.
ye to HIV Aids ki tarah hai jo ek baar ho jaye to maut k sath hi jaye.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Lady: Bus mein cigarette pina mana hai, board nahi pada kya?
Man: sali uske baju ka board pad lika hai " CONDOM ISTEMAL KARIYE" to kya Bus mein karu.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Swami: hamesha apne se bade ko Maa, chhoti ko Beti aur barabar wali ko Bahan mano.
Sardar: BaBa aisa karo ye Lu#d aap rakh lo, JadiButi kutne ke kaam aayega.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
College me ek ladki k jeans ki zip khuli thi, toh ek ladka jaakar bola,
"miss, apke tajmahal ka darwaza band kijiye,
Yahan hamare qutub-minar hil rahe hai".
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Girls have stupid specialty!
They get WET without BATH,
They BLEED without INJURY,
They give MILK without eating GRASS,
and make BONLESS things HARD.
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