man throws wife's bra out of the window at it falls on a mango seller..
he says: saale ne aam choos lia,
aur chhilka mere uper phek diye.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
"FIZA" Remix Song-
Mehbub mere mehbub mere teri bistar me mujhe sone de,
bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere c ne me,
mujhe daba daba k p ne de.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Question: "NISAR kaise paida hua?"
Answer: "Jawani Janeman Haseen Dilruba Mile do Dil Jawan NISAR ho gaya".
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Hasrat thi ki kholu unki Salvaar ka nada,
unki Bra ka hook,
unki Panty ka elastik,
par sanam ki berukhi to dekho wo nange hi chale aaye.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
similarity between gandhi & mallika! dono ne kapde tyag diye.
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne deshwasion ke liye.
aaisi azaadi aur kahan?
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
he says: saale ne aam choos lia,
aur chhilka mere uper phek diye.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
"FIZA" Remix Song-
Mehbub mere mehbub mere teri bistar me mujhe sone de,
bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere c ne me,
mujhe daba daba k p ne de.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Question: "NISAR kaise paida hua?"
Answer: "Jawani Janeman Haseen Dilruba Mile do Dil Jawan NISAR ho gaya".
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Hasrat thi ki kholu unki Salvaar ka nada,
unki Bra ka hook,
unki Panty ka elastik,
par sanam ki berukhi to dekho wo nange hi chale aaye.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
similarity between gandhi & mallika! dono ne kapde tyag diye.
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne deshwasion ke liye.
aaisi azaadi aur kahan?
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
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