sexy sms 109

man throws wife's bra out of the window at it falls on a mango seller..
he says: saale ne aam choos lia,
aur chhilka mere uper phek diye.


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"FIZA" Remix Song-
Mehbub mere mehbub mere teri bistar me mujhe sone de,
bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere c ne me,
mujhe daba daba k p ne de.


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Question: "NISAR kaise paida hua?"
Answer: "Jawani Janeman Haseen Dilruba Mile do Dil Jawan NISAR ho gaya".


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Hasrat thi ki kholu unki Salvaar ka nada,
unki Bra ka hook,
unki Panty ka elastik,
par sanam ki berukhi to dekho wo nange hi chale aaye.


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similarity between gandhi & mallika! dono ne kapde tyag diye.
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne deshwasion ke liye.
aaisi azaadi aur kahan?


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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.