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Thursday, April 15, 2010

sexy sms 114

Don t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.


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what is the difference between Lion & L~nd
Lion gufa se nikal kar shikar karta hai aur L~nd gufa me ghuskar.


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AIDS awareness slogan "Cover ur Stump, b4 u Pump", Don't b Silly Protect ur Lully", "Don't b a fool, Condom is ur tool"


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Vat on sex: cho%ne wale par 40%
ga#d marane wale per 32%
& kiss karne wale per 12%
lekin tum mat gabhrana, mutth marna tax free hai.


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KBC me shahrukh ne mujhse pucha "world ka sabse bada ch~du kaun hai", maine 2 carore thukra diye par apka naam nahi bataya. Ha..Ha..Ha..
Dil pe le liya kya... le bhi leta to kya ukhad leta!!!


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After first Night Abhishek to Aish: "aaj mujhe koi aisi baat batao jisse mujhe bahut khushi bhi mile aur bahut gussa bhi aaye"
Aish: "Tumhara lu#d salman or vivek se bara or hard hai".

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