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Mom to Kid: "jo bachhe angutha chuste hain unka pet fool jata hai" Ek din bachhe ne ek pregnant aunty ko dekha aur bola: "mujhe pata hai aapne kya chusa hai".

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Raju- "Papa aaj se school me ek period SX EDUCATION ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai." Papa- "Very Good lekin tum hila kyu rahe ho." Raju- "Teacher ne Home Work diya hai."

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Ek baar ek nanga admi aur ek hathi amane samne khade the hathi ne nange admi ko kuch der dekha aur puchha "yaar tum is chhoti c sund se kaise saans lete ho".

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1 ladki apna wazan taul rahi thi- 58 kg, sandal utari-56kg, jacket utari-53kg, dupatta utari-52kg, sikke khatam... tabhi ek bikhari bola- "tu kaam chalu rakh sikke mai deta hu."

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Lady teacher:- bolo I for inkpot, J for Jug, K for kite, L for L~nd oops sorry muh se nikal gaya... Boy:- madam sorry ki kya baat hai wapas muh me le lijiye na.

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Santa: Bhai Saab ek condom dena. Meine girlfriend ko gift dena hai. Dukandar: Is par cover chada du. Santa: arre nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.