sexy sms 116

8 man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..
so after the men get bugged n ask her: "why r u laughing"
She replies: "mujhe AIDS hai"


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A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi bachcha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Wo kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...


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Aadmi ka Underwear ek MITHAI ki dukan hai,
Jisme 1 Cream roll hai. 2 Gulab Jamun hai.
kuch Sevaiya bhi hai aur khushi ke mauko par kheer bhi banti hai.


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Sophia baby mix-
'ek pardesi meri Bra le gaya,
jate jate mitha mitha dudh p gaya,
jane anjane mujhe pata na chala,
dhire dhire apni malai de gaya'


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funny but fact:-
most women can guid a 1.5" diameter penis into 1/2" diameter pussy in dark without looking but cant park a 6fit car in a 10ft space in daylight.


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Papa- Beta tumhe kaisi Biwi chahiye?
Beta- chand jaisi Biwi, jo raat me aaye aur subah chali jaye...
Papa- Beta use chand nahi Raand kahte hai.