sexy sms 117

Jab Laila ko kana hai impress to Majnu ne khai minto fresh...
lekin jab Majnu ko karna hai impress to Laila ko utarni padegi apni dress.


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Yaar, kal akhbar me padha kisi ne tumhare sar par banduk rakh kar do option diye...
JAAN DOGE YA GA#D
tumhe aaj jinda dekh kar achcha laga.


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santa- mujhse panga na le mai sher da puttar hu..!!
Banta- yaar santa ek baat to bata... sher ghar aaya tha ki aunty jungle gai thi.


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suna hai ki kal app ki kan Patti pe gun rakh kar do option diye " jaan doge ya ga#d"
tumhe aaj jinda dekh kar badi khushi ho rahi hai.


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Ladki- bhaiya 12 kele dedo,
fruit wala- ye lo,
Ladki- ye to naram hai thode kadak do,
fruit wala- kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!


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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement so make
S_X a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!


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Sirf utni piyo ki hosh qaayam rahe,
kyunki Galib ne arz kiya hai : raat bhar sharab pi, Raat cut gai,
Subah jab hisaab kiya, ga#d Phat gai ! ..."