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Reliance ka palang,
BSNL ka gadda, AIRTEL ka takiya,
TATA ki rajai...uske andar aap aur mallika aur phir
HUTCH HUTCh... hai na Good idea.


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Sardar- "bed majbut banana mere bete ko bahu k sath sona hai"
mistri- "aisa majbut bed banaunga sara mohalla bahu k sath soega to bhi nahi tutega."


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Feelings of Girls after Exam & SX r same lile- kitna lamba tha, kash thoda time aur mil jata,
pehle kitna darr lag raha tha na..baad me pata hi nahi laga kab ho gaya, mera to chhoot gaya tha thoda, 3 ghante mujhe to saans hi nahi aai, aage ka to thik tha, piche ka kitna mushkil tha.


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On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1 inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erect (tana hua) hai!


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Girl:-bra dikhao. salesmen:-36 chalegi? Girl:- choti do. salesmen:-32?
Girl:-aur choti. salesmen:-28?
Girl:-thodi aur. salesmen:-20?
Girl:-nahi todi aur. salesmen:- Madam BAND-AID laga lo, Pimple hua hoga.


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ek ladke ne mujhe hath laga kar kaha tumhari tangon ke beech mein ye kya hai.
mein ne kaha ye lakir.
mein ne uski tangon ke beech mein hath laga kar kaha ye kya hai.
us ne kaha ye usi lakir ka faqeer hai.