sexy sms 119

In a train compartment husband: Darling,
mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

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1 Nangi lady ne bar me peg ka order diya, waiter dekhta hi rah gaya, Lady- kabhi nangi ladki nahi dekhi? Waiter- mai soch raha hu tu paise kaha se nikalegi.

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sardar baal khol kar ladies toilet me ghus gaya ek aurat ne pucha "behan kaun sa mahina hai?" sardar: "11wa", aurat: "tabhi bachche ki ek bazu bahar aa gaya hai." - Sanju

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1 madam class me apne baby ko dudh pilate hue boli- "ole ale ale Mela beta dudh p k Doctor banega, student- "madam thoda hume pila do compounder hi ban jayenge."

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Jab apko Tatti na aaye, aap baithe baithe thak jaye, Pressure bhi nahi aaye, yaad karke dekhna hume, shayad apki ga#d phat jaye aur dust lag jaye.

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yaad kar woh bachapan ke hasin din jab hum-tum garden me khela karte the! tum lollypop ke liye roya karte the aur, hum apni pant ki zip khol ke tumhe manaya karte the !!