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Ek ladkii ne apni mom se pucha "mom jab mai peshab karne jati hun to meri bh*s se c t bajti hai per apki nahi bajti, kyun ?"
Mom: "beti bajti to meri bhi thi per tere papa ne baja- baja kar kharab kar di."


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Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha 93.5 Red FM To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho


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Pappu: Papa, aap papa kaise bane?
Santa: Oye puttar, pa pa ke!


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Santa aur uski Wife Film dekhkar bahar nikle to uski Wife ne Santa se kaha: "Mere baju wali sit me baita Ladka Masturbate kar raha tha"
Santa: "To Kya hua sabhi Ladke karte hai"
His Wife: " wo to thik hai, But wo mere hath se kar raha tha".


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mulla ji bra lene shop par gaye
mulla ji: ek bra de do
shopkeepar: kis size ki du?
mulla ji: size to pata nahi par biwi ki purani bra me se meri do topi ban gayi hai.


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Types of BRA..!!!
Poisonous BRA- coBRA
Mathemetical BRA- algeBRA
striped BRA- zeBRA
strongest BRA- vertiBRA
sunsignBRA- liBRA
magical BRA- aBRA ka daBRA..!!!