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Ek baar chachi aur bhateja chat aur pani puri ka bussiness shuru karte hain-
chaci said- hamara bussiness chalega kaise?
bhatija said- chachi hum advertisment denge "10 Rs. MEIN CHACHI KI CHAT LO"


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Ye Scooty Kab li? Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai,
sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!


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Class me shor ho raha tha, principal ne students ko dant kar pucha "kiska PERIOD chal raha hai?"
sharmate hue 4 girls khadi ho gai.


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Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai

BOLO KYA?

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH


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Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.
Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.


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Hone wali bahu ko dekhne aaye sasur ne kaha "Beti,chau aati hai?"
Ladki boli "Sasurji, mujhe abhi tak doodh nahi aata,chay kya ghanta aayega".