sexy sms 122

After 30 min of Sex with wife Sardar: r u satisfied?
Wife:No.
After 60 Min
Sardar:Now?
Wife:No
Sardar:why?
Wife: 1st remove my panty


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Lady: BaBa mera pati kab sudhrega?
BaBa: pati ko laye ho?
Lady: nahi.
BaBa: koi baat nahi apna blouse kholiye,
Lady: kyu?
BaBa: pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai.


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a Sardar to call girl: "whar's ur rate"?
girl: 100 on bad, 50 on sofa, 10 on floor.
Sardar gives 100 Rs.
girl: ohh on bad !
Sardar: no 10 time on floor.


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a sardar breaks an egg to make an omellette, he notices that the egg is empty,
sardar says "be#ch#d ab murge bhi condom use karne lag gaye"


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Fauran ek kaam karo...
apni pant utaro aur Underwear bhi utaro,
ga#d par petrol maro aur aag laga do...
jo chiz Dosto k kaam na aaye wo rakhne se kya fayda.


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Sx kar lene k baad boy "janeman ab tumhe wo hoga jise dunia bachcha kahti hai,
girl: meri ch~t k ashiq ma#a#rch#d ab tumhe wo hoga jise dunia aids kahti hai.