sexy sms 123

wife and husband returned HoneY MooN after a week,
husband; how did u enjoy the whole week?
wife: the whole week has made my Hole weak. Gareebi kya hai?
...??
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jab koi Ladki 2 Rs. me sx karwane k liye taiyar ho...
...??
...??
...??
aur tumhare pass sirf 1 Rs. ho.


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Sardar ki biwi mar gai, dost ne pucha kaise mar gai.
Sardar: yar muh me muh tha, ch~t me l~nd tha,
ga#d me ungali thi aatma pata nahi kaha se gai.


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sardar ne nayi chaddi li,
wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,fir ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi 4


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Blood test ke baad nurse ne Sardarji ki Ungli choosi .Sardarji muskuraye, Nurse ne poocha kya hua? Sardarji bole- Is ke baad Urine test Hai


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srdr-"Darling nind nahi aa rahi,kuch SEX hojaye
" wife-"befkuf meri ch#t me kya nind ki goliya bhari hai jo tujhe nind aa jayegi"..


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snta-"yar teri bhabhi nhi hai warna tuje chay jarur pilata
" bnta-"are yar kabhi to dudh market se liya kar".