sexy sms 124

blood test k baad nurse ne srdr ki ungli chusi,
srdr ji muskuraye,nurse ne pucha kya hua?
srdr"iske baad urin test hai"


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Raat k andhere me santa:uff ye cndm itna tight aur itna chota Q hai?
Wife:aye bina dimag k janwar ye cndm nai bachche k dudh ki nipple hai..


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saas-aane de bete ko aaj baith k bataungi teri kartut,
Bahu-koi fayda nahi,
saas-kyu?
Bahu-kyu ki aap baith k samjhaogi aur mai let k


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Srdr 2 shopkeeper:"mere size ka condom milega?"
Shopkeeper:"tum itne bare condom ka kya karoge?"
Srdr: fancy dress show me lund ban k jaunga


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wife- aaj jab mai apni bra utar rahi thi tab ek ladka mujhe dekh raha tha,
husband- phir tumne kya kiya?
wife- maine bra se apne muh chupa liya.


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Santa to Dr.- "Ga#d me dard hai"
Dr.- "mai hath ghusata hu batana dard kaha hai"
Santa- "andar aur andar aur andar aur haan yahi hai"
Dr.- "Bhosdi k gale me TONSIL hai"