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sardar interview Q:ur name plz..?
A:baldev singh
Q:sex..?
A:3 times a week
Q:no,i mean, male or female?
A:it doesnt matter jo mil jaye


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what is recycling?
a marwadi giving used condom to his son to use as a BALLOON & after Bursting giving to his daughter to use as a hair band.


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bachcha-papa is baar mummy ka sardar hoga santa-o tuje kaise pata chala? Kal jab mummy naha rhi thi to dadi bahar latki hui thi.


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Teacher-"wats ur name"
Santa-"HOLA"
Teacher-"ye kya naam hua"
Santa-"mai HOLI k din paida hua tha"
Teacher-"thank god tum LOHDI k din paida nhi hue"


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Public bus me srdarni ne sardar se kaha: Sunoji ye aadmi mere blouze me hath daal raha hai,
Sardar: Koi baat nai dalne do, tumhara purse mere paas hai.


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Perfume wala : "sahab perfume lelo perfume . ."
1 man " 25 paise wala dikhao. ."
perfume wala " gand me ungli dal ke sungh le .