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18 sal ki Ladki K 18 vachan..
1.Mera peecha mat karo
2.Mai sharif ladki hu
3.Bus ek bar bolugi I L U
4.Sirf ek bar milugi
5.Kuch karna nahi
6.Koi dekh lega
7.Bus upar se kar lo
8.Panty mat utaro
9.Bas ek bar hi karwaungi
10.Sharm aa rahi hai,Muh se nikalo
11.Bahut lamba hai
12.itna mota nahi jayega
13.Jor se mat dalna
14.Bahut dard ho raha hai
15.Chuchi ko chuso
16.Kamar ko pakd kar dalo
17.Aur Jor se dhakka maro
18.Bahar mat nikalo..........


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Raat ki tanhai me haath under wear ki gehrai me
kuch mehsus sa hota hai mat sataao usko saalo kyunki........
pappu bhi sota hai........


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Bina hath pair wale aadmi ne call girl ke ghar ka darwaza khatkhataya
Vo boli abe tu karega kese?
Aadmi bolatu sirf ye soch ki mene darwaza kese khatkhataya.?


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Patni (ghusse se)-mai ye ghar chod ke jaa rahi hu.
Pati- jana hai to jaldi ja warna gand mar dunga.
Patni- Bas apki yehi meethi baatein jane nahi deti.


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Height of Double Meaning..Manmohan sing after winning election-"Ye to Soniyaji ke Hath ka kamaal hai varna iss umar me mera khada hona mushkil tha..";-)


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LADY-Saree me agar ek bhi ched dikha to saree waapas kar dungi.
DUKANDAAR- Madam ji,
aap "Ched" dikhao to shi,
saree aapko free me de dunga