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Sardar Train me susu karne gaya
wife:Apka pajama gila kaise hua?
Sardar:vaha likha tha
sharir ka koi ang bahar na nikale


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Dr. tumhari biwi ko gas problem hai,
wo pregnant nahi hai.
Santa: He Bhagwan tune mujhe Lu#d diya hai ya Hawa bharne ka Pump.

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Banta-suhag-rat kaisi rahi?
Santa-achchi rahi.
Banta-Phir bhi bata to jara.
Santa-pehli bar nangi ladki dekhi..
Rat ko 3 bar muth maari.


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Saas-Bahu,mujhe 1 pota chahiye
Bahu-Maa ji,sirf 1 pota chahiye
aapka beta to mujhe aise chodta hai jaise usey puri cricket team hi chahiye


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College girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na!
Boys: achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?


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2 rand khadi thi
1boli-lagta he grahak a raha hai,
dusri-tuje kaise pata?
pehli-mujhe lu#d ki sugandh aa rahi hai,
dusri-are pagli wo to maine dakaar mari thi.