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Basanti asked Gabbar: mere marne k baad meri qabar ki takhti pe kya likha hoga..?
Gabbar:Basanti pehli bar akeli so rahi hai..!!


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TIGER: Mona today u dont wear PANTY Today......!
MONA: O Yes.! great sir how do u know that??
TIGER: I can see dandruff on ur shoes..!!


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Pati- jaanu chalo na aaj sex karte hain.,
Patni- nahi ji aaj mera upwas hai aaj nahi.
Pati- to mere land me kya aata laga hai jo tera upwas tut jayega.


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a sardar entered into ladies toilet, a lady said "ye mahilaon ke liye hai"
sardar open his zip and said "ye bhi mahilaon ke liye hi hai.."


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2 Girls were masturbating with carrots.
Banta says: What r u doing?
Gals: U naughty guy, will u join us?
Banta: Wait, I'll get a carrot.


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Pregnant Lady chhat pe tange khol k leti hui thi..,
Santa: Ye kya ho raha hai?
Lady: Dr. ne kaha hai k tazi hawa bachche k sehat k liye achchi hai.