sexy sms 129

aisi kaun si jagah hai?
Jaha admi or aurat dono k baal ghungrale hote hai??
?
Dirty Mind?
?
Kitna Ganda sochte ho?
wo jagah hai
WEST INDIES


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Badi murgi: Dekh Mere ande kitne bade Hai Rs. 2.25 Me bikte Hai Tere To Sirf 2/-Me jate Hai,
Choti Murgi:Rahne Do Chawanni k Liye koun ga#d fadega..


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Son- dad Maine Khawab Dekha K Mera 1 Pao Zamin Par aur Dusra asman me Hai.
Sardar- Is Tarah K Khawab Na Dekha Karo Warna Ga#d Fatt jayegi.


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Teacher- jab mai padhati hu to tum sir me tel kyu laga lete ho?
Santa- kal rat mummy papa se keh rahi thi agar andar nhi jaraha hoto tel laga lo.


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Ek Ladki Khadi Ho Kar Josh Me Boli- aaj Ki Nari Kya Nahi Kar Sakti?
Santa Bola "DEEWAR Pe PESHAAB"


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Miss:Machar se Aids pehlta hai ya nahi?
Student: Nahi!

Miss:Explain karo?
Student:Madam jee, Machar dunk marta hai,GA#D nahi