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Santa gusse se se:"Mera dil chahta hai ki tera khoon p jao"
wife: "Pehle batana tha ab to PERIODS khatam ho gaye hai"


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Sardar sees front
side of a girls T-Shirt
that reads: HANDLE WITH CARE
Next day sardar wears jeans &
writes: CANDLE WITH HAIR


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Santa-Yaar maine naye detergent se apni chaddhi
dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi.Ab kya karu?
Banta- Usi detergent se apni GA#D bhi dho le.


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1 sardar ne AAG Bujhane k liye phuk mari
to uske piche se Poo nikal gai, Phir phuk mari
Fir se Poo nikal gai
Sardar GUSSE me GA#D Ghumakar bola le tu hi bujha..



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Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,
Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu.....
Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.