sexy sms 113

Boy call girl ko upar bitha kar sx kar raha tha-
Boy- din me kitna kama leti ho?
call girl- 500/-
Boy- sach batao?
call girl- rozi pe baithi hun jhuth nahi bolungi.


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Ladki k T-Shirt par bani Billi ko dekhkar Ladka ghurne laga.
Ladki Boli- Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?
Ladka- billi to bahut dekhi par Dudh ki rakhwali karte nahi.


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garibi se tang pati bola- lgta hai ab dosto k aage hath failane padenge.
ye sun ke biwi boli- jaldi se aap hath faila lo,
warna mujhe tange failani padengi.


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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.


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ek sardar ne biwi ko surprise dene k liye apni dadhi baal katwa li aur chupke se so gaya,
neend me jab biwi ne muh pe hath fera to boli are gupta g ! aap kab aaye?


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Thought of the Day:
Nari-Nari mat kar, Nari narak ka Dwar,
khush bhi hogi to kya degi wahi mal mutr ka Dwar.