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Sardarni NAUKRANI NU:TU MERI NAVI KACHHI CHUK KE LA GAI EN
NAUKRANI BOLI:MAIN KACHHI KI KARNI SI.PUCHO SardarG NU MAIN
KADE KACHI PAI HAI


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Punjab Police Di Pahchaan:
Dhid Agge Nu
Bund Pichay Nu
Akhaa Lal
Muh te Maa di Gaal
Pug Bharwatya te
Te Hath Saara Din...Tattya te!!

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Pappu: Papa aap Honeymoon me gaye the to mai kahan tha.
Pappu ka Papa: Beta jab gaye to mere pet me Aur aaye to mammi k pet me tha.


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Santa was sukin girlfriend's breasts.
Gal got excited n said: Tussi hor kuch chahney ho?
Santa: Doodh naal biscuit milangey?


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Ek pathan ki shaadi k 3 din baad uski patni boli,
"Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, .
is liye nahi ki mujhe poty khul kar aaye".