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Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard k saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?
Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

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Suhagrat k time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde k peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.

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Prince k 60 feet k hole se nikalne k baad usse pucha gaya "andar dar lag raha tha?" to usne kaha "ye to kuch bhi nahi 6 saal pahle to isse bhi chhote hole se nikla tha".

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3 Fact of Life -1.Garib aur boobs hamesha dabte hai.
2.Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai.
3.Kismat aur bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

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Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe sab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!