Boy to gal: Agar mai tumhe Kiss karun to tum kyaa sochogi?
gal: I think Ek bevkuf jo pura USA ghum sakta tha Airport se hi vapas gaya.
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Kehte hai: "aurat k haath me barkat hoti hai!"
bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to,
9 inch ki kar deti hai
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Ek sardar ulta nanga soya tha. Dusara admi aake sardar par tabla bajane lega,
jab bajana band kiya to sardar palta aur bola, le ab BANSURI baja.
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In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.
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Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boobs dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: f~ck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
gal: I think Ek bevkuf jo pura USA ghum sakta tha Airport se hi vapas gaya.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Kehte hai: "aurat k haath me barkat hoti hai!"
bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to,
9 inch ki kar deti hai
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Ek sardar ulta nanga soya tha. Dusara admi aake sardar par tabla bajane lega,
jab bajana band kiya to sardar palta aur bola, le ab BANSURI baja.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boobs dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: f~ck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
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