Santa runing after a bus n, catches it n asks the Driver: Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai?
Nahin.
To kya Behan lagti hai?
Nahin.
To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?
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Santa: Murge kaise diye?
Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?
Sir ise AIDS hai.
Santa: De do mujhe khana hai ga#d thodi marni hai!
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Mirinda condom- jor ka jhatka dheere se lage!
Mrf condom- extra rubber extra mileage!
Moov condom- ah se ahaa tak!
Pep c condom- yeh Dil mange more! Coke condom- enjoying...
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Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
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Rail k patri par mat hagaa karo,
Train aayegi to Ga#d kat jaayega,
Abhi to haath se
Ga#d dhote ho,
baad me Ga#d se haath dho
baithoge !!!!!!!!!!
Nahin.
To kya Behan lagti hai?
Nahin.
To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Santa: Murge kaise diye?
Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?
Sir ise AIDS hai.
Santa: De do mujhe khana hai ga#d thodi marni hai!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Mirinda condom- jor ka jhatka dheere se lage!
Mrf condom- extra rubber extra mileage!
Moov condom- ah se ahaa tak!
Pep c condom- yeh Dil mange more! Coke condom- enjoying...
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Rail k patri par mat hagaa karo,
Train aayegi to Ga#d kat jaayega,
Abhi to haath se
Ga#d dhote ho,
baad me Ga#d se haath dho
baithoge !!!!!!!!!!
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