kuch log sirf 2 ghante kertay hain
kuch log 4 ghante karte hain
Aur kuch log to Puuri Puuri raat karte hain........
abe aapna mobile charge.........
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
PAK wicket keeper MOIN got married,
His wife asked y the media how Moin was on wedding night.
She said he stood behind the bed & said
"AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Conductor: Bachche ka full ticket lagega!!
Village Lady: Yeh to abhi choochi peeway hai!
Conductor: Choochi to iska Baap bhi peeway hai, uska bhi adha legi!!!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAP K YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne usko 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE.....!
kuch log 4 ghante karte hain
Aur kuch log to Puuri Puuri raat karte hain........
abe aapna mobile charge.........
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
PAK wicket keeper MOIN got married,
His wife asked y the media how Moin was on wedding night.
She said he stood behind the bed & said
"AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Conductor: Bachche ka full ticket lagega!!
Village Lady: Yeh to abhi choochi peeway hai!
Conductor: Choochi to iska Baap bhi peeway hai, uska bhi adha legi!!!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAP K YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne usko 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE.....!
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