Dad gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi! khol raha.
Dad: kal to uski suhagraat thi.
Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine FEVICOL de diya bhul se.
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A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Man:Do-Do-Ek-Sat Ch0da?
Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat Ch0da, 331714.
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Teacher: kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye.
Student: jalta hua bulb
Teacher: why
Student: kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi "bulb bujha do to muh mein loongi"
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Agar Reliance condom banayega to slogan kya hoga ?
Karlo ch~dai chutki mein .
Mere papa ka sapna, sabki ch~t mein apna
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What is the best family planning slogan on a municipal bus?
A: Kripaya aage se nahin peeche se chadhiye.
Dad: kal to uski suhagraat thi.
Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine FEVICOL de diya bhul se.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Man:Do-Do-Ek-Sat Ch0da?
Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat Ch0da, 331714.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Teacher: kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye.
Student: jalta hua bulb
Teacher: why
Student: kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi "bulb bujha do to muh mein loongi"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Agar Reliance condom banayega to slogan kya hoga ?
Karlo ch~dai chutki mein .
Mere papa ka sapna, sabki ch~t mein apna
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
What is the best family planning slogan on a municipal bus?
A: Kripaya aage se nahin peeche se chadhiye.
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